cute quotes
------------------
cute quotes
--------------
cute quotes
--------------
cute quotes
![cute quotes. .org][img]http://www.justquotes.org/images/cute-quotes-3.jpg[/img][/url]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tim7XUJp7sn-7Ckp_zU_j5qZ4HFm7KnV-SZojZgtxwd90thepwTJi5p_RfqWFYXGdhsw8PRBkgMr-Xt7oa-nZ6JpCj1J835DLm2sXDoSVvC1ZDgNAK=s0-d ".org][img]http://www.justquotes.org/images/cute-quotes-3.jpg[/img][/url]")
--------------
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
--------------
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
--------------
It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Johann Schiller
--------------
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
--------------
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope
--------------
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
--------------
Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
--------------
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth
--------------
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
--------------
One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640
--------------
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
--------------
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
--------------
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. ~Author Unknown
--------------
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
--------------
There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn
--------------
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
--------------
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane
--------------
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch Rickey
--------------
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
![cute quotes. org][img]http://www.justquotes.org/images/cute-quotes-18.jpg[/img][/url]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tFAxw_W31ofSFdJSZRFN4HMECpwlcm2LYL6VCBF_vDhGqXcI6CTkqSI1JqbeEYUlVxeWCwGGY2WjRXDSLgaiRuvq0uO7KIgGR1wxJ93UX9CTqc6aT4AQ=s0-d "org][img]http://www.justquotes.org/images/cute-quotes-18.jpg[/img][/url]")
--------------
There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn
--------------
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
--------------
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
--------------
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown
--------------
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
--------------
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
--------------
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. ~Gloria Naylor
--------------
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Ogden Nash
--------------
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
--------------
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
--------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
--------------
It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Johann Schiller
--------------
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz
--------------
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
--------------
There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn
--------------
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
--------------
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller
--------------
Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth
--------------
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
--------------
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Ogden Nash
--------------
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
--------------
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
--------------
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
--------------
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
--------------
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
--------------
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. ~Branch Rickey
--------------
Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes. ~Gloria Naylor
--------------
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
No comments:
Post a Comment