motivational quotes
------------------
motivational quotes
--------------
motivational quotes
--------------
motivational quotes
--------------
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope
--------------
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope
--------------
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. ~Dinah Craik
--------------
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
--------------
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
--------------
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller
--------------
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)
--------------
May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent.~Author Unknown
--------------
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
--------------
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
--------------
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing
--------------
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
--------------
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
--------------
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
--------------
He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. ~Clarence Budington Kelland
--------------
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing
--------------
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
--------------
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. ~Dinah Craik
--------------
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier. ~Dan Bennett
--------------
There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn
--------------
Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth
--------------
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
--------------
Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life. ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities
--------------
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again. ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
--------------
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
--------------
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. ~Truman Capote
--------------
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown
--------------
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
--------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
--------------
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Ogden Nash
--------------
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson
--------------
May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent.~Author Unknown
--------------
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
--------------
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
--------------
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson
--------------
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
--------------
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz
--------------
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. ~Author Unknown
--------------
May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent.~Author Unknown
--------------
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz
--------------
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz
--------------
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
--------------
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. ~Enid Bagnold
--------------
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881
--------------
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. ~Author Unknown
--------------
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope
--------------
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. ~Jean Paul Richter
--------------
Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name. ~William Wordsworth
No comments:
Post a Comment